Just in time for Memorial Day, from the New Jersey Department of Tourism: Still unsure of your holiday weekend travel plans? Head on out to picturesque Newark! It's totally safe to visit - We just had our first murder-free month in 44 years!
Welcome to Newark!
Homeless people, hookers, and crack bums
There's nowhere they won't poo.
Props to The Sexy Armpit. Always doing Jersey proud, Jay.