Tuesday, December 16, 2008

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate"

I know I said last night that I only wanted one tchotchkke for Hanukkah this year, but f it, that's why we get 8 crazy nights, right?
That's why this year I am also wishing for a slice of Adolf Hitler's birthday cake.
Courtesy of Lindsay Robertson, here's the sad story of poor little Adolf Hitler Campbell, who is being denied every child's dream of seeing his name written in frosting.

Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year.

Come on, people! It's Hanukkah for crying out loud! I really do feel for these kids, because it's not their fault that their parents are such epic douchenozzles. At least he'll have his campaign commercial all set if he ever decides to run for office.



The Amazing Stephon said...

I'll submit that anyone who names their kids like this shouldn't be able to do anything, ever.

Granted, the kids have no control over their retard parents' actions.

Schiff Happens said...

i agree, and i'm glad these idiots are being recognized as such by their communities. it's no wonder to read they dont get many visitors.
it just sucks for the kid. not getting your birthday cake sucks, but how could his life end up anything but a miserable time. Someone make sure I look this kid up 15 years from now on his 18th birthday to make sure the first thing he does is wake up and go change his name.